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Seek Assistance Timetable
Jabba produced the following timetable of the day. Drinks listed are Jabba's own tipple, although in most cases most other folk had the same. There is some lack of certainty over the hour of leaving Times Square for the second time.
| Station | Arr. | Dep. | Pub | Present | Drink | Alternate Pubs | Notes: |
| St Enoch | 12:55 | 13:23 | Times Square | Jabba, Norman, Alan & Colin | Pint of Caledonian 70 - very nice. | Got rid of posters that were plastered all over the walls. | |
| Bridge St | 13:34 | 13:56 | The Glaswegian | Jabba, Norman, Alan & Colin | 70 shilling | Another Rangers pub with a rather amusing advert for the Glasgow Psychic centre above a photo of Princess Marg and Queen MUM. Flock and baroque. | |
| West St | 14:10 | 14:30 | The Laurieston | Jabba, Norman, Alan & Colin | Tartan Special | Pies available in the bar. | |
| Shields Rd | 14:50 | 15:15 | Honours Three | Jabba, Norman, Alan & Colin | Miller | Up for sale or lease | |
| Kinning Park | 15:28 | 15:40 | The Doctors | Jabba, Norman, Alan & Colin | Whyte and MacKays | Grapes or District | Friendly and much more welcoming than the Grapes. |
| Cessnock | 15:50 | 16:20 | The Kensington | etc. | McEwans 70' | Reasonable Malt whisky selection. Is this the only CLYDEBANK-supporting club in Glasgow? (Signed WET WET WET shirt on wall) | |
| Ibrox | 16:30 | 16:55 | Stadium Bar | Calders 70' | Empty but friendly. Got my ticket replaced | ||
| Govan | 17:04 | 17:35 | Brechin Bar | Special (despite the barmaid denying it existed). | Busy but comfortable. | ||
| Partick | 17:47 | 18:12 | Hayburn Vaults | Bud | Gay disco feel of lounge now replaced with bad and loud karaoke feel. "Algy Baker 1998 luvs Mark Crawford 1998". Chip stop was much needed and very nice. Met up with other sub. | ||
| Kelvinhall | 18:30 | 18:50 | Dolphin | Vodka and orange | Partick Tavern | ||
| Hillhead | 18:55 | 19:20 | Curlers | Vodka and orange | Jinty McGintys | Happy fun pub not as busy as the marketing types who designed it would like. "Pete Docherty blows goats" | |
| Kelvinbridge | 19:40 | 19:58 | The Doublet | Vodka and orange | Norman and Jabba run up the Escalator of Doom. Leather clad blonde takes our photo. | ||
| St Georges X | 20:15 | 20:41 | Wintersgills | Vodka and red bull | Barstaff helpful and friendly. Bar seemed nicer than the lounge bit. Knocked back from Captains Rest because Emmerdale barmaid thought we were too pissed. We weren't she just took exception to us. Jabba ran back into Captain's to tell them what a fine pint we had in Wintersgills. | ||
| Cowcaddens | 21:00 | 21:25 | Macintosh's Bar | Vodka and orange | Stunning barmaid Jane. This is the mirror image of The Doublet. | ||
| Buchanan St | 21:36 | 21:54 | The Gallery | Pint of Calders | I swear this is the worst fucking pub on the crawl. If you were on a hen night this would be the best pub ever. That should be warning enough. Closed circle by returning to Times Square | ||
| Closing the Circle | 22:08 | ??:45 | Times Square | BIFTEKI did nice Kebabs, Pakora and Pizza |