Dear sub,

I'm sending thisbrom Culrers bar as we attempyt to drink ourselves into oblivion on an as yet unnamed subcrawl. Attending are Paul/Jabba, Martin, Lan* and Colin. Small but pr fectly formed. ' Much like Kylie's as which we have discussed a couple of times. Gooing well despite Paul having yto seek asssistabnce at every turnstile. Also bumpoeed into anotherb sub of swedish students who seemed like nice boys. Here are some of te orthe boys opinions:

ppaul wzstes so much time fsaffi g i dint have a cluse y this takes so lo ng**

hi there its norman here wot can i sayu its briull a nsd were ahead of scedule ps i am sober honesgt***

cool day out .......wierd bars and good craic......can****

Anyway, all the best

love Paul or Jabba xxx

Notes

*. Who? Sadly it was already beyond his capabilities to spell that difficult name, "Alan".

**. What the - ?

***. Tosser

****. Although this effort begins more promisingly than the others in terms of spelling and punctuation, pressing "return" half way through his comment wasn't so clever.